The Flop Three of Social Networking

Not each founder of a social networking site turns out to be the next Mark Zuckerberg. In the outskirts of the World Wide Web, a collection of the most dreadful, horrible, unreal and ludicrous digital ‘friend finders’ take up way too much bandwidth. Time to recognize mediocrity of internet amateurs by presenting the SNS Razzies!

3. Farmers Only

In our high-tech urbanized world, young girls leave the countryside to find an exciting life as an actress in the big city. As Hollywood movies cover the successful story of the talented girls, the left alone farm boys are never mentioned. Farmers Only finally present the solution for desperate farmers to fall in love. As the biggest competitor of the Philippine Girls Import Industry, this social networking site gives farmers the chance to find equally minded females. Please do remind: players of Farmville are not allowed.

2. My Free Implants

Rosy, shiny letters welcome you on the one social networking site that contributes to the dream of all men. Helpful gentlemen are gathered here to create a better world and provide poor women that aren’t being rewarded by God… With big breasts. Take Cindy, a hot blonde that is only one step away from finding a plastic surgeon. She already raised $ 9,343.76 and needs just a couple more bucks to tune her A to a double D. Next stop for this charity network: the Nobel Peace Prize.

1. Spot a Potty

I wonder where Samantha, the joyful founder of Spot a Potty, got her Eureka-moment. Something tells me that it was not in a bath. However, she did launch a website where users can share their view on public toilets, watering closet architecture, group visits to the National Museum of Feces and other literally ‘shitty’ topics. Strangely, the members mainly choose to stay incognito and refuse to add a profile picture. Oh wait. I forgot to inform you that the website is overflown with spam to recommend you the best laxative!